Oh! The THINKS I Wont’ Think

I won’t think of


That’s what I won’t do

I won’t think up a think until

I’ve thunk it through

Oh! The THINKS I won’t think

I won’t even think why

If I try

I just might

Let a think pass me by

I won’t think about Cuba

Or think about drones

I wont think about why

folks can’t talk without phones

No I won’t even stop

to think about race

or if chokeholds are legal……or Michael Brown’s face

About Roger Goodell

and the whole NFL

Or if women can tell

If they’re rats

or just mice

I won’t think about Ray

If I think about rice

Although Jerry is nice!

I won’t think about planes




                                      the sky

I won’t think about ISIS

I think you know why

I won’t think about Putin

or what’s in his brain

When he thinks we don’t know

Moscow’s not in Ukraine

I won’t think a long time

About booty or base

Or the way that Bill Cosby





I won’t think

No I won’t. No I won’t. No I won’t!

If I said that I don’t ….then it means that I don’t!!!

Not shouldn’t…I wouldn’t

I simply can’t say

There’s a statute of something on thinking today

Oh, I wish I could think

of a THINK not so phony

Or think of a way to

keep secrets from Sony (shhhh)

But since I’m not thinking

I’ll call it baloney.

I won’t think about Congress or Oscar Pistorious

OH! What a day!

Isn’t NOT THINKING glorious!

No THINKS about mudslides

or vortexing poles

or Fitbits or whatzits? or

car-eating holes

No selfies or Buzzfeeds

or Benders or Snaps

If you stop all that thinking

you’ll get a good nap! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Don’t think about hackers or airplane hijackers

or Sons of Anarchy with billionaire backers

Think NOT about thinking

It’s the best THINK of all

Some people stop thinking the minute you call

OH! the THINKs I won’t think

You would think it would bore me

But why should I think

When the news does it for me!


This post is a response to The #ThinkKit Prompt for December 22nd below.Screen Shot 2014-12-22 at 3.14.40 PM

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